February 2012
Tebusan
Saat terjebak macet di Semanggi, tiba-tiba ada seorang bapak mengetok-ngetok jendela mobil.
Pengendara mobil: Ada apa, Pak?
Bapak-bapak: Ada kelompok teroris yang menyandera hampir seluruh anggota DPR. Mereka minta tebusan 100 Milyar. Kalau tidak, anggota dewan akan disiram bensin dan dibakar. Kita lagi keliling cari sumbangan untuk bantu.
Pengendara mobil: Kebanyakan orang, rata-rata nyumbang berapa?
Bapak-bapak: Satu liter.
January 2012
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December 2011
November 2011
“As a child I suppose I wasnt quite normal. and my happinest time were when I...”
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